Monday, November 5, 2007

Psychodelic

Woo.. finally finished my timetable for the whole sem and the result is... quite stressful. Hahaha.. Praying for strength! Today i went to the school library (which consists of 2 whole shelves) and found 1 single A5-sized book i needed for my major essay. But it was fun la, the library has some interesting books. Thanks Eileen once again for buying me lunch!! :] Appreciate it loads gal!

PLUS, my lecturer shared a super funny psych joke (which is one of the major chunks of info i recall from today's lectures, hoho):


"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just
stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
mother ship.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until a
representative comes on the line.

If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone, date of
birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

Haha.. a fun way to remember mental/ personality disorders :] I think it's essential to laugh man.. as a clinical psychologist. And thank you God for pointing me in the right direction, i think i'm quite ready to accept this path :]

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Those jokes were so past-sem eh?LOL...I think its cz mr patrick din manage to share them with us the other time,so he purposely made the jokes on the 1st few slides...Man I need to look for better jokes...They used to crack me up easy...:S